Ok, straight out I don't understand why this is such an important event here in America. Last I knew, it was the Crown of England that caused the true Boston Tea Party (it did not instigate the current political movement). When was the last time the the wedding of an "English Royal" marriage to ANYONE effected the lives of any American? Easy...not since before 1776! So why should we care, as Americans in 2011, care what happens "Across the Pond"?
Easy.
WE SHOULDN'T CARE THE LEAST F*CKING BIT!!!!
Not only does the royal family (and I lower case the name cause we really shouldn't care that much) not have any power here in the U.S. of A. but that family doesn't even have true power in the English Government. Sure, the Prime Minister may consult the royal family about legislation, but they shouldn't take that info at face value. And usually they don't. They should never make policy based on the families ideas. The government should make policy on what their true constituents want. The "Proles" as many greek and roman plays make them out to be.
Basically, who (spoiler alert, the next bit has profanity in it), THE FUCK CARES!!!
THAT'S ABOUT IT AFTER ALL I'VE SAID. I don't care about this fucking wedding and neither should you!
BOOMBOMB!
